Spoiler:

Pour moi :

Germany declares that you serves them because they want to become one with you.


Hey ! J'suis ton père Ludwig ! J'suis pas Eli !!!

"Poland lecture you because he thought you derserved it" like, ttly !

America teaches you how to play tag because they thought you deserved it!

"Poland shove you into the shower because they want to become one with you"

...

"Prussia decides to spank you because they hate you." ... What ?

N&S Italy proposes marriage because they want to bescome one with you.

...J'ai déjà dis non, merdouille D:

England decides to spank you with force of a great typhoon.

Comment je la sens passer, cette humiliation.

England decides to spank you because that is how they show affection.

...Limite j'aurais dû changer de compte, ça aurait presque été IC.

Non. D:

France teaches you how to play tag because that is how they show affection.
Je démens. u_u. C'est de la diffamation envers autrui. Je porterai plainte, soyez-en sûr !

"England tells you a bedtime story, while feeling the fires of passion."

.... Je ne dirai rien.

"Russia punishes you severly while feeling the fires of passion."

...Je ne ferai AUCUN commentaire !

"England shoves you into the shower while feeling the fires of passion."

Honhonhon, Angleterre, c'est quand tu veux ~

"Poland make you their slave while the force of a great typhoon"

...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON TAT

Celui de Lucie : "America pushes you against a wall while singing his national anthem"
....*meurs de rire*

France... c'est horrible --"""" je plains Angleterre d'avance.


Pour my:

"Germany backed you a cake while laughing at you with mirth"

Mon rêve <3 c'est vraiment mon rêve ça <3 ouaaa <3

Heureusement que c'est pas Angleterre, je vous aurais fait mon testament.