Omegle - You & Stranger

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Je m'ennuyais, vu que personne n'étais connecté sur le MSN (ou alors était partit on ne sais où), je me suis lancé sur Omegle, et j'ai bien rigolé.

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Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: How R U?
Stranger: 19m usa
Stranger: u?
Stranger: fine
You: 19, M, Jersey, Channel Island
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Je l'ai déçu, je crois é_è.

Une autre tentative

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J'ai fait trop de faute, j'ai l'impression, mon anglais est minable é_è.

Elenwë

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Ca fait longtemps que personne n'a posté ici... Enfin, j'adore ce sujet donc je vais aussi poster un truc... xD

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: I'm Micheal Jackson and I'm hiding in Guatemala with Elvis Presley.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Is Marilyn Monreo with you ?
You: Of course.
You: She prepares us cocktails.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Je l'ai quand même bien aimé 8D

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi asl ??
You: I'm Micheal Jackson and I'm hiding in Guatemala with Elvis Presley.
Stranger: Ow really ??
You: Yes.
You: But to save me
You: please, go listen to Billy Jean.
Stranger: no prob !
You: But please, don't tell it to the others !
You: Or else the whole world will know that i'm still alive... !
Stranger: =S
You have disconnected.

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Baby I like it !
Stranger: The way you move on the floor !
Stranger: Baby I like it !
Stranger: Come on and give me some more !
Stranger: Oh yes I like it !
Stranger: Screaming like never before !
Stranger: Baby I like it !
Stranger: A-A-A-A I like it !! 8D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD

Il a fallut que j'essaie. J'ai trouvé un gars bien sympathique qui est rentré dans mon délire prussien. A moitié.

Et je ne savais pas Gilbert si débauché. Lui non plus d'ailleurs. Il se fait même appeler Ryan dans ses soirées.

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi Ryan
You: YOUR VITAL REGIONS ! I WANT THEM !
Stranger: MY VITAL REGIONS
Stranger: ARE LOCKED AWAY
Stranger: IN THE CELLAR
You: YOU LIE ! I KNOW IT
Stranger: DUDE.
Stranger: RYAN.
Stranger: YOU WERE THERE.
Stranger: YOU WATCHED ME.
You: OH COME ON! I'M TOO AWESOME FOR THAT !
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT,
Stranger: YOU MIGHT BE AWESOME,
Stranger: BUT YOU WATCHED ME LOCK MY VITAL REGIONS IN THE CELLAR.
Stranger: DONT YOU REMEMBER, RYAN?
Stranger: JACOB WAS THERE TOO
Stranger: AND HE BROUGHT THE VODKA
Stranger: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Stranger: WE WERE PISSED
You: VODKE FROM RUSSIA YOU'RE SURE ???
Stranger: NO,
Stranger: IT WAS JUST SOME CHEAP VODKA
Stranger: NOT FROM RUSSIA
Stranger: DONT YOU REMEMBER?
You: I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING !! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME ??! DID JACOB REALLY TOOK HIS PANTS OFF ??
Stranger: WE WERE DOWN IN YOUR GRANDMA'S BASEMENT.
Stranger: NO,
Stranger: HE DIDNT TAKE HIS PANTS OF.
Stranger: OFF
Stranger: BUT MAYBE YOU WERE TOO FUCKED TO REMEMBER.
You: OH SHIT I WAS SO WASTED BACK THEN
You: NOW LOOK AT ME
Stranger: I CANT SEE YOU.
You: TOO BAD I'M SHINING
You: BECAUSE OF MY AWESOMNES
Stranger: SHINING?
Stranger: YOUR AWESOMENESS?!
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: YOUR AWESOMENESS WORE OFF LIKE
Stranger: AFTER YOU TOOK THAT HO HOME.
You: NOW I FEEL SO UN-AWESOME
Stranger: YOU SHOULD
Stranger: BECAUSE YOU DONT EVEN REMEMBER THE CELLAR ADVENTURE.
Stranger: AND YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TAKEN THAT CHICK HOME
Stranger: DIDNT SHE HAVE CRABBS OR SOMETHING?
You: I DON'T REMEMBER I'M TELLING YOU. I ONLY REMEMBER SHE HAD A FRY-PAN !!
Stranger: PROBABLY HAD BLUE WAFFLE TOO
Stranger: FUCKIN NASTY, BROLOGNA
You: OMG THIS WAS SO WEIRD. I SHOULD STOP DRINKING. AND I'M STILL SURE SHE WAS A GUY. DOES IT MEAN I'M GAY YOU THINK ?
Stranger: I THINK SO, DUDE
You: CRAP. SO I LEAVE. I HAVE TO FEED THE DOGS AND GILBIRD. SEE YA NEXT TIME IN YOUR CELLAR. I'LL SEIZE YOUR VITAL REGIONS THEN.
You have disconnected.

Eli, je suis désolé pour toi. RIP.

P.S : Ce site est génial. Franchement.

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