INCROYABLE! Russia et Finland!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey : )
You: i'm russian
You: and you?
Stranger: finnish
You: cool my neighbour!
Stranger: yeah
You: Come back to MOTHER RUSSIA
Stranger: hahaha
You: you belong to ME
Stranger: no
Stranger: we like being independent
You: WHY!
You: I was nice to you!
Stranger: yesterday was independence day
Stranger: : )
You: ... you don't like vodka?
Stranger: we have finlandia vodka
You: yes but it's not REAL Vodka
Stranger: it's real finnish vodka
Stranger: :D
You: yes but....
You: You don't miss mother Russia?
You: a little bit?
You: ... I'm fucking deprrrrressedddd

Francis fails avec un British PARTIE 1

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm french!
You: I'll spread the loooove!
You: want GOOD not american sex?
Stranger: ook
You: Ouiouioui!
You: Super!
You: Well, take off your clothes
You: s'il te plaaaaaiiiiit
Stranger: what's ur name? :/
You: Francis, and I hope you're British
You: because I LOVE Brits
Stranger: I'm British.... but I prefer girls
You: I don't care!
You: I love both
You: I'm FRENCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Francis fails avec un Brit PARTIE 2

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Stranger: hiii
You: Hello
You: Do you want to spread l'amour?
Stranger: yaa
You: Cool! Are you British?
Stranger: asl btw?
Stranger: yaa i m
You: Well....
You: Francis, 24, male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Alfred n'a pas le feeling avec ses concitoyens

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm American i hope you are!
You: Ahahaha!
Stranger: yah i am haha
You: Cool!
Stranger: asl
You: Errr...
You: Al 19 male
Stranger: nice
You: I bet you're looking for chicks
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: haha
You: Owww i'm lucky
You: "haha" ?
Stranger: haha guess so;)

You: You're not.... FRENCH?
You: or worse, a friggin' Alien?
Stranger: ;)
You: Nooooooo!
Stranger: im american...
You: You can be an AMERICAN ALIEN
Stranger: your really turning me off btw
You: Or a Canadian who tries to look awesome, pretending he's american
You: well sorry babe i'm not your sex toy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I'm cold
Stranger: why
You: I'm un Russia. It's always cold
Stranger: asl
You: 30 male Russia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Y'as quoi de mal d'avoir 30 ans?! D:

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Stranger: hey
You: Hey I'm Norway
You: who are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bon ça marche pas plus avec Lukas D:

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Stranger: horny?
You: Hello I'm Canada
You: h-horny? b-but *blush*
You: only if you got maple sirop
You: or snow
You: ice cubes could be nice too
You: still there?
You: :(
You have disconnected.

Personne aime Canada D:

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Stranger: hey
You: Hi, I'm Finland
You: who are you?
Stranger: OMG im talking to an entire country!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Il aime pas Tino lui... :(

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You: Tumble weed
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: What about it?
You: I'm searching for one
You: I'm on a quest
Stranger: Okay
You: are you from the USA?
Stranger: Yep
You: heard there's a lot of 'em there
You: like when you get out of the saloons
Stranger: Only in Texas
You: do you have a horse?
Stranger: No
You: I though everyone had one
You: or else how do you travel?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Car
You: Wait, You have those in the USA?
You: aren't you all cowboys, with horses and cows?
You: highjacking trains and put dynamite in banks

Il a tuffer longtemps xD

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You: Tumble weeds
Stranger: I AGREE
You: ARE YOU A COWBOY?
Stranger: It's in the crowd.
You: WHERE?!
Stranger: Why, my good sir, it's right over- *explodes*
You: Nooooooo!!!!
You: Gentleman, we shall all mourn this noble man
You: who died.
You: horribly
You: may you rest in peace

Quel brave homme

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Stranger: hey. ask me 5 questions and i'll answer them. then i'll probably go. ok? ok!
You: Bonjour
You: ok!!
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: in my house
You: Are you from planet hearth ?
Stranger: nope
You: does your finger glows?
Stranger: only one.
You: E.T.!!!!
You: DON'T GO HOOOOME!!!
Stranger: no?
You: I LOVE YOUUU
Stranger: sorry but i don't love you.
You: D:

E.T m'aime paaas!! C'est donc ben PAS cool!!!

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You: Wanna play a game? You have 5 questions to guess who I am
Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ceux qui conaissent "The Game" vont la comprendre

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Stranger: STEPHANIEEEEEEEEEE? KAYLA?
Stranger: lmfao
You: STEPHANY MYERS
You: OMG TWILIIIIGHT
Stranger: no
You: EDWAAAAAAAAAARD
You: I WANT UR BABIIIIES
Stranger: gah shush
Stranger: lmfao
You: TEAM EDWAARD
You: AASDFGHJKL HES SO HAWT
Stranger: team edcob
Stranger: i lied
Stranger: teamalice
You: she's sooo ugly
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i read the books
You: I mean have you seen her hairs?
You: totally EW
You: THE BOOKS ARE GREAT SHE TOTALLY DESERVE AN AWARD FOR THEM
You: liek the puliz thingny

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You: Wanna play a game? You have 5 questions to guess who I am
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what's ur name
Stranger: who are u
You: I'M YOU FATHER
Stranger: have cookies?
You: ONLY IF YOU COME TO THE DARK SIDE
Stranger: ur not my father!!!
You: YES I AM
Stranger: my father died
You: LOOK INSIDE OF YOU
You: YOU'LL FIND THE TRUTH
Stranger: no i'll find organs
You: and mediclorians
Stranger: ur so dumb darth vader
You: *force choke you*

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You: Come to the dark side
Stranger: no u come to the light side
You: *force choke you*

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You: Come to the dark side
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not gay
You: *force choke you*

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You: Come to the dark side
Stranger: Im already there
You: *force choke you*
You: i hate competition

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You: Come to the dark side
Stranger: finally someone normal
You: *foce choke you*

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