Omegle - You & Stranger

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Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: asl
You: plz
Stranger: im sorry, i dont understand what you are saying
Stranger: i only speak english
You: you're cool
You: i like you
You have disconnected.

Quand j'essaie de me la jouer comme eux, on me remballe poliment XD

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: spread the love
Stranger: asl plz
You: NO just spread the love
Stranger: ok
You have disconnected.

J'adore faire ça XD

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ahum
You: Ahem
Stranger: Cough cough
You: Hem Hem Hem
Stranger: Helllewwww I need attention here
You: I'm here for you
Stranger: No.. You only coughed back at me
You: Okay, i won't do that again
You: I'm listening to you
Stranger: I dont have much to say... I just wanted your attention
You: That's good. You have it
You: Are you happy ?
Stranger: I am
You: Cool
Stranger: :D <--------------- see?
You: You're fun
You: Are you a clown ?
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: No I am not... I am scared of clowns
You: EVERYONE is scared of clowns..
Stranger: I know, right?
Stranger: Why do they exist?
You: You're right. I've always hated them
Stranger: They're so scary... crying and laughing at the same time... looking freaky as hell
You: ...yeah... ...
You: you're scary now...
Stranger: Why's that?
You: Because you're talking of clowns. They're my worse ennemies
Stranger: I'm fun... I'm scary... I think you have mood swings
You: Yeah
You: Always
You: But i'm nice otherwise
Stranger: Good..
Stranger: I feel the need to disconnect now... Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ça c'est de la conversation XD

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Citation :: You: are u hot ?
Stranger: i guess so
You: or are you just some random fat boy who's got no life and who's got nothing better to do than to talk to complete strangers on omegle ?
You: like ME :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thatsme
Stranger: rite in those words
Stranger: hi five

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi poland 24 m and you
You: hi
You: i'm a stupid french :p
Stranger: f?
You: what?
Stranger: you girl?
You: God only knows ^^
Stranger: come on i search girlfriend
You: sorry, I'm not the girl you need.
You have disconnected.

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France la troisième conversation là XD !!! Elle m'a fait tripper :'D

Citation :: You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HELLO
You: I LIKE YOU
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: :DDDDDD
You: ...... YOU NO LIEKS ME ? D:
You: WHY YOU NO ANSWERZZZZZZZZ ?!
Stranger: coz
Stranger: you're a freak
Stranger: stop stalking me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NO I IS NOT
You: I IS NIIIIIICE
You: OMNOMNOMNOM
You: Here have a COOKIE
Stranger: i hate cookies
Stranger: stop feeding me cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i feel fat :(
You: AND YOU CALL ME A FREAK !
You: not liking cookies is not human !
Stranger: are you fat?
You: ok here have a leek
Stranger: you sound fat
You: no
Stranger: *slaps you with a leek
You: ouch
You: that really hurts Charlie !
Stranger: i'm not charlie
Stranger: how many time do i have to tell you
Stranger: you can't skip your medication mildred
You: B B B BUT
Stranger: not buts
Stranger: say aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: butts >D
Stranger: *shoves a leek in your mouth
You: *STRANGLES*
Stranger: win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: U R MEAN
Stranger: it's genetic
You: I hope you feel bad inside !!!!
Stranger: i can't help it
You: your conscience must be hurting you so bad !!!
Stranger: not really
Stranger: it's all i've ever known
You: killing an innocent stranger !
Stranger: it was fun actually
Stranger: more fun than killing kittens
You: really ?
You: I'll kill my next stranger then :D
You: thx for teh advice sir !
Stranger: goodluck
You: thank you !
You: and now
You: why do u feel FAT !
You: I can't let u feel BAD
You: since you are my NEW BEST FRIEND
Stranger: wtf, why are you still here
You: you're talking to my bot self
You: DUN BE AFRAYD
You: I COME IN PEACE
You: \\o//
Stranger: you have b.o.
You: what's that ?
Stranger: body odor
You: OH !
You: noes
You: I take a shower every day
Stranger: not really
Stranger: you smell of leeks
You: leeks smell GOOD
You: they smell of HEALTHY

Jraconte que de la merde c'est agréable.

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: Hi
You: MY NEW BEST FRIEND
You: HOW ARE YOU
You: I LOVE YOU C:
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Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi stranger
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you
You: I'm Russia and i coming to invade you 8D
Stranger: OHEZ NOEZ NOT RUSSIA!
You: Yeeees kol kol kol
You: Become one with Russia 8D
Stranger: AHHHHH!!!!
Stranger: NEVERRRRRRRR
You: Why ? You don't like Russia ?
Stranger: i support my homeland. OHHHHH CANANADAAAAA
You: Ooooh ... You are the bother of this stupid Amerika kol kol kol ...
You: Never mind, come with Russia and become one with 8D
Stranger: uh nahh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MDR XD !

Francis --> J'adore XD !

Diana --> PTDR la première XD

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Monaco> je kiffe XD

J'ai réussi à choper l'adresse mail d'un/e étudiant/e dans le Massachusetts tout simplement adorable. J'suis happyyyyy!
Par contre c'est assez loin du Maryland. Fuck.

Apolina, j'ai essayé de faire comme toi:

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm Russia and i coming to invade you 8D
You: yahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Je crois qu'il a pas aimé ^^"

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Feliciano --> Je crois pas non plus ^^"

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Han je vais essayer les références inside aussi tiens XD

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NO NOT U AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YES ME AGAIN
You: WHY
Stranger: COZ IM A STALKER
You: OH NOES WHY ME WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS !
Stranger: IM OBSESSED
You: DO YOU EAT BABIES ? D:
Stranger: AND CHILDREN
You: AND ELDER ?
Stranger: YEP I EAT EVERY1
Stranger: EVEN YOU
You: DO NOT WANT
Stranger: YOUL ENJOY IT
You: ARE U SURE ?
Stranger: YEP UL B WONDERING Y U IDIDNT TRY IT EARLIER
You: ISN'T IT KIND OF A ONE-TIME-ONLY THING ? D:
Stranger: DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU EAT
You: I DON'T EAT A LOT C:
Stranger: IF YOUREAT YOUR HEAD THEN ITS PROB GOING TO BE A 1 TIME THING
You: LOLOLOL YEAH
Stranger: JUS PUT YOUR HEAD IN YOUR MOUTH
You: OK WAIT LET ME TRY
Stranger: YEAH ITS EASY IM DOING IT NOW
You: OH ME TOO !
You: ITS AWESUMMMMMMM!!!1!!
Stranger: I NO AI I DO IT ALL THE TIME
You: THANK YOU I FEEL BETTER NOW !
Stranger: YEAH IF U EVER FEEL DOWN JUST STICK YOUR HEAD IN YOUR MOUTH
Stranger: TELL ALL THE EMO KIDS
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Je saurais jamais qui c'était, mais je l'adore.

AH D: la référence ! J'ai.. j'ai eu peur donc je suis partie.

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi there
You: I am Russia and I'm here to invade you. Become one with Russia !
Stranger: ok
Stranger: deal
You have disconnected.

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 1100000000000, panda, MARS
You: YOU ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like chocolate titties?
Stranger: sure
You: i don't know what it is.
You: whatitties.
You: haha.

Haha, je suis hilarante.

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: have you got a sense of humour?
Stranger: yes oe course :D
Stranger: of*
You: that's great
You: i have a joke for you.
Stranger: please tell
You: two men and a girl are the only survivors in a plane crash.
You: in the jungle.
You: alone.
You: desperate.
You: they found food, we don't know how.
You: but
You: living alone in the jungle
You: they start feeling bored.
You: so, they reach an agreement.
You: you know, two men, a girl
Stranger: yea
You: one day it's the first one, one day it's the other.
You: during one whole year, they do that.
You: but PAF, the woman dies.
You: The men look at each other:
You: "Can we just go on like this... One day my turn, one day your turn?..."
You: and yes, they do it.
You: time passes.
You: one year, exactly.
You: we don't know how, but the men know precislely it as been a year since the woman died.
You: "We should do something for her..."
You: "yeah..."
You: "we should burry her."

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE
Stranger: is gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Take that, froogie!

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Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
You: are you here?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

première discution, c'était Rapide XD

Citation :: Stranger: hey
You: hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm Russia and i coming to invade you 8D
You: yahaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: AHHHH!
You: Become one with Russia 8D
Stranger: I SHALL!
Stranger: i am officially a newly proud Russian.
Stranger: i feel empowered!
Stranger: YAY
You: yeah, Russia rocks!
Stranger: yay Russia
You: where do you from, new russian?
Stranger: Israel
You: Here is my secret...
You: I'm not really Russian
You: unlucky I am
Stranger: unlucky you are.
You: yeah
You: I'm a stupid french
Stranger: :(

Et un Israelien Russe! 8D

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Feliciano --> XD !

Adriel --> Lol, sa arrive de temps en temps xD

A la Italie...

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
Stranger: shove it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ça ne lui a pas plu.

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: WHERE IS BRYAN ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Deuxieme tentative.

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
You: Do you know... Where is Bryan ?!
Stranger: I dont know, i lost him :(
You: Oh noooo ! So bad !
You: We must to find him
Stranger: I know, i should've kept an eye at him
You: Oh, so it's your faute if Bryan is lost ?
Stranger: Maybe.
Stranger: I feel so awful!!!
You: Okay then, don't be stressed, we look for him and we find him quickly !
You: He does'nt be far...
Stranger: He can't be.
You: Hum... Wel... If we try in the kitcheen ?
You: *Well
Stranger: You look there, and I'll look in the backyeard.
Stranger: yard'
You: Roger !
You: If you find him, scream !
Stranger: Bryan or Roger?
Stranger: what with Roger?
You: No, Bryan !
Stranger: okey, see you in a bit then.
You: Roger can die on a road
You: Okay
Stranger: What :
You: You find him ?
Stranger: No, he's gone
Stranger: Maybe he went next door?
You: Maybe yes...
You: We take a look ?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Not there
You: crap !
Stranger: where could he have gone?
You: The situation is dramatic !
You: If we don't find Bryan, we can't stop the E.T. invasion !
Stranger: OMG.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

J'ai aussi parlé à un Turc (a son boulot en plus, pas sérieux ça !) et un étudiant américain qui m'as passé son msn. Tout les deux fort sympathiques.

MDR ta derniere conversation Kiku XDDDDD

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Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i'm Harry Potter
You: THE HP
Stranger: i'm Voldemort.
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: YOU KILLED MY PARENTS
You: BASTARD
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA
You: NOOOOOOOO EXPELLIARMUS
You: ARRRGH
Stranger: ARRGH
You: THE GREAT HERO IS DYING
You: GINNY-MARY SUE PLEASE KISS ME
You: BUT AT LEAST VOLDEMORT IS DYING
Stranger: WAIT AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THAT THING
You: WUT? IS THAT TRUE?
Stranger: WHEN TWO WANDS PERFORM SPELLS AT EACH OTHERAT THE SIME TIME
Stranger: PRIORI SOMETHING
You: PRIORI INCANTACTEM IF I RECALL CORRECTLY
Stranger: YEAH
You: YOU'RE RIGHT, VOLDEMORT
You: YOU DESERVE TO BE THE DARK LORD. CAN I BE A DEATH EATER?
You: PLZ?
Stranger: YES SON
You: OH THANKS! AND DO NOT WORRY ABOUT MY PARENTS, PAST IS PAST!
Stranger: ALL FORGOTTEN
You: SEE YOU LATER, I'LL KILL HERMIONE.
You: :D!
Stranger: PLEASE DO
You: MY LORD, WITH PLEASURE!
Stranger: GOOD BOY
You: GOOD MASTER!

Arthur s'ennuyait...

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Citation :: You: The situation is dramatic !
You: If we don't find Bryan, we can't stop the E.T. invasion !

XD !

Francis --> XD !!!

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Citation :: You: Hi!
You: I'm a Frog, and You?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f m
You: how Are you?

y a du racisme anti grenouille je dit! mais au moins elle m'a répondu, pas comme les autres XD

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Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im 19 m london n looking for a girl to phonesex?;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

une invitation? même pas eut le temps de rentrer dans son délire XD

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: I love you
You: me too my dear
Stranger: you love yourself?
You: of course, if I could, I would marry me XD
Stranger: oof. share some ego with me then.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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M'ennuyant un peu ce matin, je me suis lancée sur Omegle et... God ! I love it ! xDD

Citation :: Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I'm a monster !
Stranger: and i wanna bang u
You: You can't !
Stranger: why??
You: Voldemort portects me
Stranger: i don't think so
Stranger: i'm hgarry
Stranger: harry
You: Oh shit ! D8
Stranger: teah bitch run
Stranger: yeah
You: No ! I won't !
You: Avada kedavra \o/
Stranger: why
Stranger: i dead
You: I win !
You have disconnected.

Le mal a encore frappé

Citation :: You: Hi !
Stranger: hello are u gay
You: Oh yeah baby !
Stranger: same here
You: Even if I'm a frog !
Stranger: u have msn>
Stranger: ?
You: No, I'm a frog I told you ! So, I haven't msn !
Stranger: great so stick your vagina in your assshole fucktard
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Lui, il est juste epic !
Costa Rica, il y a bien une haine contre les grenouille sur ce truc D8

Citation :: Stranger: heyy
You: Hi ! =)
Stranger: asl?
You: 10, Cat, France, and you ?
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Il a quoi contre les chats lui ?!

Citation :: You: Hi !
Stranger: hii
You: Are you english ?
Stranger: no i'm german
You: Oh great ! I'm a froggie/french !
You: How old are you ? =)
Stranger: 20
You: 17
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: Yeah, I think

Heureusement, il ne m'a pas demandé de vérifier.

Citation :: You: Hi !
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: me
You: 652, ghost, german asylum
Stranger: 588 goddess bunok ng makiling
You: Oh great ! Nice to meet you dear ! =D
Stranger: u too
You: I'm older than you :P
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i know
You: You're good at maths, it's great
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ;)
You: But I prefer books and Brontë, sorry ! Bye~
You have disconnected.

L powa~

Edit ; Je voulais tenter quelques chansons ensuite ! 8D

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: ♪♪ You see I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody
This is your song ♪♪
Stranger: !
Stranger: Preety song
You: I sing very well, right ?
You: Thank you !
Stranger: Yes
You: Yo know this ? =)
Stranger: My turn?
You: Yeah !
Stranger: I have heard it once or twice
Stranger: Once second!
Stranger: Build my fear of what's out there
cannot breathe the open air
Whisper things into my brain
assuring me that I'm insane
They think our heads are in their hands
but violent use brings violent plans
Keep him tied, it makes him well
he's getting better, can't you tell?
No locked doors, No windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred

Sleep my friend and you will see
the dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
can't they see it's why my brain says Rage
You: Metallica ? =D
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Best songs of theirs....the only good song really
You: I love ALL their song ! Good taste, dear !
Stranger: Thanks~
You: So, have a nice day~ =) Bye~
You have disconnected.

Et oui,c 'est bien Your Song qu'on entend dans le Moulin Rouge x)
La deuxième, c'est plus trash ~~(et Lys va être content)~~

Citation :: Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: ♪ You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
(Help me...)
I broke apart my insides
(Help me...)
I've got no soul to sell
(Help me...)
The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself,

I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God ♪
You: I sing very well, don't you think ?
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Closer des NIN

Mais apparemment, il connaissait pas...

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Petit moment de solitude pendant que ma connexion ne bugé pas trop...

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA !
You: 8D
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Je lui ai fais peur... ?

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA !
You: 8D
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Encore....

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA !
Stranger: hey horny f?
You: 8D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Et encore.... Personne n'aime Ivan ;___; ?

J'ai ensuite parlé avec un britannique très sympa, puis avec un Canadien, puis ma connexion à recommencer à délirer.... Saleté de connexion !

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*vient décrasser le sujet*

Ce site est magique

Malgré mon anglais terriblement mauvais. Aucun commentaire. Je l'ai mis sous spoiler car c'est horriblement long. Que voulez-vous, il a été compréhensif 8D

Spoiler:

Il y a des gens géniaux

*avait rien à faire*

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: UK?
You: France
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: male or female?
You: Male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Francis is not a good partner.

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J'adore ce topic X3
Après deux déconnections directe, voici un extrait de mon anglais merdique ^^

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: cock?
You: gnaé?
Stranger: haha
You: not at all (a)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Je n'ai toujours pas compris de quoi il parlait...

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey =)
Stranger: from?
You: France
You: you?
Stranger: finland
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Vous pensez qu'il a quelque chose contre les Frenchies? 8D

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy
Stranger: Lesbian??
You: Hey!
You: little bit, I think
You: Pikachu?
Stranger: Pics??
Stranger: I'll send u some of mine!
Stranger: ???
You: ^o)
You: Sorry, I'va just interest in Dark Vador.
You have disconnected.

Debbie Hopkins / Wyoming a écrit:

Citation :: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: cock?
You: gnaé?
Stranger: haha
You: not at all (a)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Je n'ai toujours pas compris de quoi il parlait...

Ah... Il parlait de... enfin... Ce qui peut ressembler à la mascarpone italienne (comprendra qui pourra)

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