N'avez-vous jamais été pris de l'envie de vous défouler d'une façon un peu plus original que de hurler votre désespoir au monde entier en courant dans votre jardin ? En parlant à un parfait inconnu, une discussion ultra-rapide et sans aucune prise de tête par exemple ?

Dans ce cas, peut-être devriez-vous essayer Omegle.

Oui, enfin c'est bien beau, mais Omegle, c'est quoi en fait ?

C'est tout bête : Il s'agit simplement d'un petit site de tchat un peu particulier puisque les discussion se font uniquement à deux, dans un anonymat parfait. (Même pas de pseudos... Vous êtes "You" et l'interlocuteur est "Stranger" (l'étranger)) Les discussion sont très rapide et jamais prise de tête (Ca peut aller de 5 secondes à une dizaines de minutes, rarement plus) et vous ne savez jamais sur qui vous allez tomber. Fille ? Garçon ? Australien ? Chinois ? Américain ? C'est du random complet. Vous êtes libre de vous déconnecter quand bon vous semble sans que cela n'affecte quoi que ce soit. Il en est bien évidemment de même pour l'autre personne. Assez pratique si l'on a envie de se défouler un peu. (Sauf si vous êtes comme Chuck Norris. Dans ce cas, allez faire un footing, ça sera plus efficace. >>)

Omegle
(En anglais par contre)

Parfois, les discussions peuvent être amusantes et on tombe sur de sacré numéros. N'hésitez pas à sauvegarder vos discussion et à les mettre ici.


Pour ma part, ça a déjà donner ça >>

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: Hi !
Stranger: Girl or guy ?
You: Girl.
Stranger have disconnected.

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Stranger: I'm chinese. And u ?
You: French
Stranger: Ooooh !
You: ^^
Stranger: Je te aime.
You: Hem... ^^"
Stranger: Je t'aime.
Stranger: Je t'adore !
Stranger: XD
You: ...
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: "cava" is a french expression in one word !
Stranger: Trust me because I have family in France !
You: "Ça va" in a french expression in two words.
You: Trust me because I'm french...
Stranger: ...
Stranger have disconnected.

Ca tue la mort en caleçon ton truc! XD

*gets brick'd and shot parce que c'est vraiment une expression trop naze* j'essaierai tiens, un de ces jours !

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Stranger: hi
You: NOMNOMNOM
Stranger: starts with an om, dude
You: ANOM?!

xD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: o/
Stranger: m/f
You: =o
You: =<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

=D

(Non, j'ai perdu ma langue.)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: GAY LUIGI !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: what?
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: France, 17 girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ah tien, il a une dent contre les petites françaises? xD

Ou trop jeune p't'être ? O-o

Japon, t'es génial(e). T^T

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl ... 16 years ... looking for a horny lad to have fun with
You: Join me Stranger, and I will make your face the greatest un KoriDIE ! Or else, you will die !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Je lui ai fait peur, je crois.~

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Stranger: hey
You: I'm a monster
You: Are you alive ?
Stranger: of course
You: i will eat you


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fuck, qu'est-ce que j'ai mal fait ! u_u

France, trop fort.

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Stranger: hi
You: Nage droit devant toi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Qu'est-ce qu'ils ont contre Nemo? T-T

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Stranger: asl
You: 89, man, Sweden
Stranger: :O
You: I know it's funny
You: Asl ?
Stranger: its not funny
Stranger: n m gettin
Stranger: angry
You: oh thanks !
You: Bye !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ardashir / Iran a écrit:

Japon, t'es génial(e). T^T

Yeah, I know I'm the God of Net ! \o/
/PAN//
*Et plus jamais on entendit parler de l'Empire Japonais...*

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Stranger : What do u want ?
You : Come with me in the dark siiiiide ! 8D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

'Lui ai fait peur je crois... é_è

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, asl?
You: Hey, no, modem.
You: You ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

J'ai compris en lisant le post de Lili...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Nous revoilà face à face !
Stranger: fuck you mexicano bitches
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

... pardon ?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Nomnomnom.
Stranger: ahhh ! dotn eat me !
You: I'm gonna to eat you because I'm the Big Bad Wolf !
Stranger: ahhh dam ! *runs away ~*
You: *Run slowly because he is fat.* Stoooop ! I'm ... pouf pouf... to.... tireeeed !
Stranger: ahah woo i stay alive (Y) woo goo fitness :L LOL
You: NEJ ! I'm the Big Bad Wolf ! You gonna to go in my stomach ! NOW !
Stranger: ahah gotta chat me first :P
You: NOW NOW NOW ! *Cry and roll on the ground*
Stranger: awwh *feals sorry for you and helps you up * , i regret this choice cos im now in your stomach (N) bad timees
You: Good ! You have the good choice !

Jamais vu quelqu'un d'aussi coopératif.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, asl?
You: Française 17
Stranger: femme?
You: mystery is the key of the success
You: don't ya think?
Stranger: Don't know, perhaps... what are you implying?
You: (FrançaisE is for girls anyway)
You: well... what about you
Stranger: I'm 19 m norway
Stranger: and my french is extremely rusty
You: Gosh les garçons norvégiens sont censés être mignons!
Stranger: I don't know what "censes" and "mignons" means
You: (Guys from Norway are quite successful here.. people think you're cute)
You: Generally speaking
Stranger: ah :)
Stranger: never been to france though
You: Beautiful country... full of conceited people
You: it's not really a cliché...
Stranger: I'm surprised you speak this good english, the rumor has it french people strongly dislike the language
You: Usually, french people suck(s?) at English. Hard. But I was forced to learn it. How can you talk to people on the internet if you fail at English?
Stranger: Perhaps it only applies to the older generations then
You: Well.... not only unfortunately XD
You: Go to France, try to speak english, people will be horribly cold and pretencious
Stranger: Oh, friends that have been there said exactly that
Stranger: I could understand animosity against german, but why against english?
You: I don't know... I supposed it's due to the old rivalty with England
Stranger: You're a student, I assume?
You: Yes totally ^^
You: (Ah, my clichés were right, you're a gentleman. People from here are rude contrary to the "romantic" clichéof the french guy
Stranger: Well, you're the first french person I've met on this site
You: It was a pleasure to meet you, continue to be an everlasting gentleman !
Stranger: :)
You: (They don't speak English well enough to come here!)
You: Hope tomorrow will be a great day for you ;p Bye bye beautiful !

Incroyable... XD Je peux pas m'en empêcher.

JAPON ILU

GG UK !

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: https://2img.net/h/oi49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: ...
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Elle, elle prends le truc pour un site de rencontres...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: Fine, fine
You: u ?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: https://2img.net/h/oi49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: How...
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
You: YOU AGAIN ?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Si si...

Kiku DD:

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Stranger: hi, how are you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: Hi, I'm fine thank you, and you ?
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: https://2img.net/h/oi49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: YOU AGAIN ?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: ... AMANDA ?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: ... me too.
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: https://2img.net/h/oi49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: hermaphrodite.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Soit poli à défaut d'être joli BOUFFON !

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi ?
Stranger: girl?
You: yes, I'm a female of planet kjdf93U7500, galaxy n°43950.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Et de deux !

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: I'm fine thanks, It's so kind to ask ! v___v
Stranger: asl-?
You: why do you ask ? It's so important for you to know ?
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: ?
You: ... you, you're a boy... A teenager no ?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: boy
You: tellement prévisible...
You: between 15 or 17 years old ?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u?
You: ... 26 years old and you're transparent young boy ! XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Celui là était marrant XD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, asl?
You: *seach a wall for hit my head against*
You: WHY ? Why ALWAYS this "question" !
Stranger: shut the fuck up
Stranger: get back in the kitchen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: .... if I said, hermaphrodite, you disconnect I suppose ?
Stranger: logico
You: and if I ask why it's so important to know ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bah quoi... j'ai demandé gentiment o___O


Bon, je précise qu'à coté de ça je suis tombée sur des gens très bien ! Donc un qui a rigolé quand je lui ai parlé de "Prince of tennis", une qui veut deux ou trois enfants quand elle sera grande et un petit anglais de 16 ans, que j'ai gentiment surnommé "Little-Arthur" qui aime le cricket et déteste le foot et est moins débile que la plupart des mecs de son âge !

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You: Hi (i'm obediant)
Stranger: hi (im not)
You: (i certainly hope so)
Stranger: (awesome)
Stranger: (why are we using brackets?)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: (I love... how do you say parenthèses in english?)
You: (ah brackets!)
You: French, 17 female
Stranger: 18 male canada
You: Ohhhhh canadian!!
Stranger: nice french is dope
You: You're so lucky! *__*
Stranger: your a french girl ur lucky french girls are hottt
Stranger: lol
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw Really, canadian rocks
You: -_^ thx boy
You: we know how to look attractive.. unlike the Brits' haha!
Stranger: hahah wow funny video
Stranger: is that ur video?
You: n unfortunately
Stranger: lol
You: canada is a cool country
You: well stephen harper scares me but
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hes a fruit
You: sarko is worse
You: he's the biggest douchebag ever made -_- the world think he sucks...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: oh yes I do
You: you want it?
Stranger: sure add me up minor6t9er@hotmail.com
You: i_remained_simple@hotmail.fr
You: no prob, guys like you are scarce (rare?)
You: I'll add you tomorrow
Stranger: i just added u
Stranger: what do u mean?
You: Well... usually guys are "ASL" and then... they go XD

Me fait toujours draguer moi XD

Eu la flemme de copier ma convo... Mais bref c'était marrant 8D *postera à la prochaine*

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Stranger: who wants to see my huge dick?
You: ME!
You: thank you dude!
Stranger: r u sure
You: Oh yah, mine is 5 meters
You: so i'm not impressed
Stranger: well im 16in for real
You: Oh it's tiny!
You: Well... i'm sorry for ya

Dédicace à Prusse!!

Prussia can have my vital regions, anytime.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi*
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: well
Stranger: you
You: my day was pure shit
You: yours was too, don't lie
Stranger: wanna talk about it?
Stranger: i woke up an hour ago
You: Ah youre not French, sorry
You: yes if you want to
You: I lost my umbrella
You: and my mother was like 'OMG I'LL TEAR YOUR EYES OUT"
You: Voilà
You: FML
Stranger: damn, lol
You: Well she's nervous
Stranger: about?
Stranger: its just an umbrella
You: About EVERYTHING. (and it's a fucking 25 Euros Umbrella -_-... Fuck who pays 25$ for an umbrella?)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: maybe she has an anxiety disorder
Stranger: she should go see a doctor
You: Oh I think so
You: but otherwise she's nice
Stranger: or you could always just cunt punch her
You: Mwahahahahhahaha what about the police?
You: and the MORAL!
Stranger: or boot 'er in the cooter
You: You're imaginative!
Stranger: i try
You: You must be Tim Burton!
You: I SPOKE TO TIM BURTON YES YES YES

J'assume, j'adore ce truc c'est fou.

(Moi qui pensait que ca partirait aux oubliettes ce sujet... ~)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: XD
You: I LOVE YOU ! xD
Stranger: x8!
Stranger: Hm hm hm
Stranger: you almost ruined my combo
Stranger: DONT!
Stranger: x 8!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: thats like + 500 ATK!
Stranger: but it was a straight combo
Stranger: darn
Stranger: *reset*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

S'il faut, on s'est déjà tous croisés sur Omegle depuis tout à l'heure. ^^

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You: Say something funny
Stranger: something funny
You: xD

Y'as catché lui. Ça en a prit au moins 15 xD

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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: ask something liquid?
Stranger: ha, funny
You have disconnected.

Mais j'ai trouvé mieux: ask someone lunatic (Merci Cuba)

CUBA T'ES AWESOME.

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Stranger: you dont speek good english, do you?
You: I'm a ... stupid girl in language.
Stranger: o, its ok
You: English is... to ... i'm too bad.
Stranger: i like stupid girls, lol
You: ... you're a gentleman.
Stranger: thanks

Mais...